"Adaman"

Oakley received her very own bible from church this Sunday. It has, of course, been read frequently since. The first chapter includes the story of the first man and woman.

Tim: (pointing to the woman) Oakley, who's this?
Oakley: Eve
Tim: (pointing to the man) Who's this?
Oakley: Adaman
Tim: Huh?
Oakley: Adaman...
Tim: Ooooohhhh, no, honey, Adam (pause) AND (pause) Eve...